BADNEWSBOT

Someone Has To Tell You

AI-Powered Phone Service for Difficult Conversations

Automated bad news delivery service. Let AI handle your uncomfortable phone calls including breakups, quitting jobs, and canceling plans.

How It Works

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Submit Bad News

Enter the unfortunate information and victim's phone number. We handle the rest.

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AI Prepares

Our algorithm analyzes the situation and crafts the most devastating delivery method.

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Call Initiated

The phone rings. They answer. You listen to their day immediately gets worse.

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Mission Complete

Bad news delivered. Conscience clear. You never have to have that awkward conversation.

Ready To Outsource Your Guilt?

Join thousands of cowards who've discovered the joy of delegating difficult conversations to an emotionless AI.

Received Bad News?

Someone used our service to ruin your day? Want to know who the coward was?

$10 to reveal the sender (if they weren't anonymous)

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Brutal Honesty

No sugarcoating. No euphemisms. Just the cold, hard truth delivered with the emotional warmth of a tax audit.

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AI-Powered Delivery

Our advanced neural networks have been trained on thousands of terrible phone calls to perfect the art of disappointing news delivery.

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Worst Timing Guaranteed

Using predictive algorithms, we ensure your bad news arrives at the most inconvenient moment possible. Currently celebrating? Not for long.

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Zero Emotional Support

Why waste time on pleasantries? We get straight to the point, hang up, and leave you to process it alone. Efficiency at its finest.